one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via underlordwynt)


Bullshit math equations And your highs and your lowsAnd your manic depressionIt comes and it goesYour parasympathetic nervous system reactsAnd you’re in fight-or-flight mode


Bullshit math equations 
And your highs and your lows
And your manic depression
It comes and it goes
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts
And you’re in fight-or-flight mode

(via kasukasukasumisty)

plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie


taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via bedabug)

"Every day I’ve got to be thankful that I am alive, and you never know - the cliché is, I guess, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow, so you’d better be at peace with whatever you got going at the moment." - Joseph Gordon Levitt 

(Source: leodcaprio, via can-i-get-a-heck-yes)